Who Searched That?
People search the weirdest things on the Internet, and when they do, sometimes they visit my blog. For those who don’t know, when you have a blog, you receive statistics about people who visit your...
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I recently received the highest honor WordPress bestows upon its bloggers–”Freshly Pressed.” For those of you who don’t know, that means one of my posts was featured on the WordPress homepage,...
View ArticleOne Year Ago (The Creation Myth)
“Did you see that link I sent you today?” my wife inquired, placing a bottle of freshly-pumped breast milk in the fridge. I looked up from the boob-funnels I was washing in the sink as bewildered as...
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This is a picture of my son doing an impression of a zombie, but it might as well be a picture of me as of late. If you’re anything like I imagine you to be, you’re checking in here at least twice a...
View ArticleOne Year Ago (The Creation Myth)
“Did you see that link I sent you today?” my wife inquired, placing a bottle of freshly-pumped breast milk in the fridge. I looked up from the boob-funnels I was washing in the sink as bewildered as...
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